Nothing says "I Love You", like a pile of shit!

How did you celebrate Valentine's Day with your beloved? Flowers? Chocolate? A romantic candle-lit dinner? Or did you make a half-mile wide heart out of manure to show your wife how much you love her?
(LOL, omg seriously, would roses have been too much?)

That's what a southern Minnesota man did - creating the Valentine's Day gift for his wife of 37 years on a field in their farm. ( Nothing says I love you like a heart made out of shit, or a man who spent the day in shit thinking about nothing but you. )

Bruce Andersland told local newspaper the Alberta Lea Tribune that he started the project with his tractor and manure spreader on Wednesday last week, and finished it on Thursday. ( 2 days of shit!)



His wife, Beth, said it's the biggest and most original Valentine she has ever received.
(Beth doesn't leave the farm much)

She added that some people might think it was a rather disgusting gift - but she thinks it's cute, on the grounds that 'Why not do something fun with what you got?'
(wow, what's for dinner? Perhaps some opossum with a side of worms.....hey do something fun with what u got!)

Men: DO NOT ever give your woman shit for valentines day unless your dog ate the 2 carat diamond ring and she shit contains the ice ice baby!