I am pretty newly single and so of course I join a singles website. ( Don't judge!)
Anyway I get this email from this guy.....read below and feel free to judge.

Wow, I just woke up from a heroin coma.
I have been laying in this alley for weeks
and as I crawl out I see your profile up on
someones screen through the window at
Starbucks.

After a short scuffle I now have their
computer and I am writing you this as I
hear the sirens approaching.

So, I guess we have a couple of options
here. We could start an email
relationship, fall madly in love, and
maybe even get a priest to marry us in a
live chat ceremony...

Then again, maybe we could get together
for
a cup of tea and some stimulating
conversation and make friends. And then
after I can validate that you're actually
the cute gal in this picture I saw of you,
we can talk about moving into my alley
with me.

What do you think??

Cheers

Rick

So my first thought is.....does this shit really work for this guy?
My second thought is OMG what a douche bag, so of course I feel that this is the perfect place to post this! Incidentally I emailed him back asking these questions and he replied that no it does not work, but it makes people laugh! Honestly it just pissed me off because you wasted my time. GET A HOBBY, or is this your hobby?

Just sad....anyway