Hulk SMASH

A brothel in a Nevada desert town has hired the state's first male prostitute, a muscular college dropout who abandoned a brief stint as a porn actor in Los Angeles to become the only legal gigolo in the United States. (wait til you see this guy, OMG, I wouldn't do him with your mother's dick!)

The Shady Lady Ranch successfully won state and county approval to clear the way for the "prostidude,"(LOL @ PROSTIDUDE!! can we get that title for the tranny's in TO) as Nevada's newest sex worker is already being called. After a slow first week on the job, his first appointments are scheduled for this weekend.( I heard it's been 5 days and still no takers!)

The male prostitute — known as "Markus" — has quickly become the center of attention in Nevada's brothel industry. ( That's more due to his offensice media comments....wait for it!)

He has been criticized by female counterparts for not being willing to have sex with men. And he created a dustup after telling Details magazine that his pioneering role in the sex business was "just the same" as civil rights icon Rosa Parks refusing to give up her seat and move to the back of the bus during racial segregation in the U.S. South. (ahhh there it is........WOW)
Since those remarks, he has been forbidden from doing interviews.

Markus, 25, described himself as a well-read college dropout and former U.S. Marine from Alabama. He said he drove to Los Angeles to become a porn actor and left after filming two scenes, the first about a month ago. He said he ended up in a homeless shelter near Santa Monica, Calif., after being unable to find another job.

OKAY, so let's reacp......You were a Marine, a pretty good job if you can make it. You then decide that your next move would be PORN STAR, so you head to Los Angeles, where you film 2 scenes and decide, MEH, I think I am going to drive 3 hours to Nevada and hire myself out as a "prostidude". What happened to the high paying porn? Did you kill the poor girl? HULK SMASH!

My advice, go back to school or get some platic surgery so you don't look like a retard on steroids! WTF, seriously have you scene the movie The Other Sister. He looks like Giovanni Ribisi stuck an airhose up his ass and "pumped him up".


Don't worry Markus you have made it clear you are not taking anything up the ass! HATER..lol

Congrats Markus you get the Douche of the Day Award....display it proudly!